This will be my life one day.
(via deervision)
you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?
fucking FAKE POCKETS
THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason
That happened to me before also
(via fishieseverywhere)
when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
(via fishieseverywhere)
(via teenagerposts)
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
(via nliall)
